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got switched to dry food today. fuck my fucking life
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just got into bed. had a tough day napping. sooooo tired can’t wait to sleep
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whgere my balls
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1 am thinking abt the triassic cuddle once again and getting sad. The Thrinaxodon was in a torpor and wouldn’t have woken up before it drowned in the rain. The Broomistega was badly injured and dying. Neither of them ever actually knew each other but their last moments are curled up together and immortalized in stone Hggggm
The fossilised burrow they were found in cant be opened or it will ruin the bones so scientists can only X-ray scan it for images. They literally cannot be separated without destroying their remains they will sleep in there forever together ( <——-is so normal abt this)
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Bog Trail by Shane Garlock
this is so evocative
ghosts live in this water
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staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like “made quesadillas” “spilled mop water all over the floor :(” “lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse” andits like wow. i love you more than words can express
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I was making chitchat with the woman who works at the plant nursery and I mentioned that two baby trees I bought the other day aren’t doing too well, their leaves are yellowing, maybe I’m watering them too much? what could be behind this phenomenon? and she looked like she was trying to find a gentle way to phrase it but then gave up and just said plainly, “Autumn.”
another social interaction that will come back to haunt me at 3am five years from now
I love how we often go aw ancient humans without our modern science must have been so confused by natural phenomena like rainbows and thunder and seasons and then 21st century humans see leafs change colour and use our modern technology to confusedly go look for explanations like
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“The gods’ chosen” “the gods’ champion” no that’s the god’s little wind up toy. The gods’ chew toy. The gods’ favorite barbie doll
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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮
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